Dog Rules

And now for something completely different…

DOG RULES

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

(Back in the 1990s, someone had sent this to me by email; the author is unknown. I forwarded it to my sister and she printed it off. I’d forgotten all about it until she found it last weekend and read it to me. It’s still funny, it’s still true and it applies to cats also, only more so.)

General LaFayette

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2 Comments

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2 responses to “Dog Rules

  1. As a pet lover, I totally understand this — first they wiggle their way into your heart, then into your bed! 🙂

  2. fran metcalf

    When we had that 2nd weinie dog, I awoke one morning petting
    the furry end of the dog. & yes it was under the covers and the
    end I was petting was his hind end. euweeeeeee
    Fran
    yOh

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