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Dog Rules

And now for something completely different…

DOG RULES

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

(Back in the 1990s, someone had sent this to me by email; the author is unknown. I forwarded it to my sister and she printed it off. I’d forgotten all about it until she found it last weekend and read it to me. It’s still funny, it’s still true and it applies to cats also, only more so.)

General LaFayette

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Dog Humor on the Road

Just north of Oklahoma City:

And almost home:

Petey

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Dog Humor

Here’s a link for a dog video made in Hungary.

This is for those who need a break from all the cat humor. It’s such a fun video.

Thanks to my friend (Geneva) who posted it on Facebook.

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